MISSING

Section-B Bird

(Police Artist's Rendition)

DESCRIPTIVE INFORMATION
Height: 11 inches (28 cm)
Weight: 9 ounces (255 g)
Fur Color: Yellow (slightly matted)
Eye Color: White
D.O.B.: Unknown
Wearing: Nothing
Distinguishing Features: Frayed tag left (or is it right?) of his tail
Answers to: "Hey, Bird!"

Last seen Thursday, October 29, 1998, at 1:20 p.m., in room 240.

REWARD for unique information leading to the safe return of the Section-B Bird.

If you have any information regarding the whereabouts of the Bird, please e-mail Michael Hendron, Bird Recovery Team Leader. Anonymous leads can be placed in Michael Hendron's mailbox.